Contact Me

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If you’d like to contact me to ask a question or file a complaint, you’ve come to the right place. Just fill out the form below, and I’ll see the email and will get back to you as soon as I can.

If you’re having any problems with the site itself, especially making comments, please, by all means, let me know.

Please note that I do not entertain solicitations to allow any sort of ads or sponsored posts on this site. Period. If that’s what you’re going to ask me, please don’t bother. Thank you for understanding.

Why? Because this blog is about my writing. My intent isn’t to make money but to have an outlet and/or a platform for the subject of my writing. The people who do read it aren’t interested in whatever ad you’re promoting, and this isn’t a blog where I review anything other than books or maybe the occasional movie or TV show that I choose to review because I enjoyed them, and I have a comment to make about writing using them as an example. It’s all about ‘theme.’ If you take the time to actually read my posts, you would know that, and wouldn’t be asking me to allow random ads or write a sponsored post about some product or service that has nothing whatsoever to do with the things I talk about, here.

Which, as I stated, involves my writing.

Please also note that if your email to me will be the following script more or less word-for-word, don’t bother. I send your email straight to the trash. Seriously, don’t waste your own time or mine.

Hello, I am a Digital Marketing Specialist for a Creative Agency. I was doing some industry benchmarking for a client of mine when I came across your website. I noticed a few technical errors which correspond with a drop of website traffic over the last 6-8 months which I thoucght I would bring to your attention. After closer inspection it appears your site is lacking in 4 key criteria. 1- Website Speed 2- Link Diversity 3- Domain Authority 4- Competition Comparison. I can send you over the report which shows all of the above and so much more which will help you at least improve your site, its rankings and traffic. I would love the chance to help as well however; this report will at least give you a gauge on the quality of what I do. If you are interested then please share your requirement and contact details. Is this the best email to send it to? Regards, Sincerely- [Fake Name fakeemailaddress3928@isp.com]

I mean it. Don’t waste your time. I get about 4 of these per week. I have never read any of them past the word ‘marketing’ except for the one I copied above as an example. They’re all the same, you’re fake, and I’m not interested in whatever scam you’ve got going.

Along the same lines, if you’re here to contact me about something to do with SEO, again: don’t bother. You’re only wasting your time and mine by sending an email that is going to be relegated to the trashcan instantly. Just move along.

One last thing I added because I’ve received more than one email about this: I am not the Gary Henderson who was involved with the development of the SNES9X emulator. Sorry. I’d link you to him if I could find him, but I’ve had no luck, either.